…I’m getting old. I got a letter from the Social Security Administration yesterday that details my benefits and disability. If I got hurt today, I could collect a whopping $935 a month from those peeps. If I died, my illegitimate bastard child could collect $937 a month. What’s up with that? I’m alive and I [...]

Uh, yeah. I’m back from my l-o-n-g weekend away from everything, and I’m exhausted! And I think I’m coming down with something. And I don’t feel like writing.
Sorry, y’all. I just wanted to check in and say hi and I hope that everyone had a great Thanksgiving.
♥ Amy

Today is Thanksgiving, and what better way to commemerate that, then by blogging about what I am thankful for? Cliche? Yes. Just go with it.

I am thankful:

that my family is healthy.

for my crazy family!

that I have a roof over my head and a warm bed each night.

that I have a fiance [...]

Today is a cool day, bloggers. Why? Because it’s the beginning of a super fantastic 4 day weekend with my ever changing, always crazy family! I can’t wait! Know why else? Because I finally figured out how to make these:

I love it. I adore it. I may just bookmark it.

I also got a [...]

I had my sexual harassment training course for 2 hours this morning. It was actually quite entertaining. Some examples:
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Instructor : Touching other people’s clothes or hair could be considered inappropriate.
ME to “C” (office manager) in my best Chester the Molestor voice, petting her hair : You’re pretty.
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Instructor: Supervisors need to learn how to tell friendly [...]

Sorry for the lack of any updates in the last few days. I’ve been a busy bee. Well, sorta. I’ve been doing a LOT of homework lately, trying to get everything done, keep up with everything. I spent most of the weekend cleaning my house, which was absolutely disgusting. Literally. It’s nice to have a [...]

I just delurked on a blog that I read daily (ok – really, I read it numerous times a day, because I’m a stalker like that) and I left a comment… why do I feel nervous!? Will she think I’m stupid!? Oh my god, I put xoxo at the end of the comment. There goes [...]

I said something really stupid last night. Something along the lines of “I don’t want to get married.” Which totally isn’t what I meant. At all. I meant that I don’t want to plan a wedding. It overwhelms me. It seems like a lot of work for one day. I totally want to get married. [...]

Dear Oil Distributors:
I realize that what you provide to the gas guzzling United States is a necessity (and I use that term loosely, because really? It isn’t necessary. It’s more of a wantneed type of thing [yes, I just made that up]) and that you could sell those barrels for a million dollars apiece if [...]

I’m probably going to hell for reposting this, but I don’t really care. This seriously made my night. (It’s the little things, people.)
In response to a question regarding Google searches and scholarly databases, a student posted this on the class discussion boards:
“Thank you Mr. XX for the information on Deep Vs. Surface web, it [...]