You know what my fat ass did today?
Ripped my jeans. On my inner thigh.
My happy fat self had to go to Wal Mart at 9:30 this morning and buy a new pair of $20, ill fitting jeans. With money I don’t have.
Grrrr.
Also? My boss was in my office ALL day, and I couldn’t log in [...]

My bosses (boss’? boss’s?) laptop died the other day, and he’s been nekkid and lonely without it. Since my (and only my) office is equipped with an extra desk and computer, he’s been popping in and out to check emails, sales and the like.
I really like my boss. However….
He’s seriously cramping my style.
I cannot blog/read [...]

I’m buried at work, and I’m still wallowing in my car misery. Nothing to say today.
Kellie, you can email me at amy@awsmeamy.com. I would luuuuurve to know what you have to say!
xoxoxo

The potentially really big, exciting news… yeah. No more.
Anyway… I currently drive a 2001 Ford Expedition, and when I got the car two years ago, SUV’s were all the rage and gas prices were $1.50 cheaper than they are now. The XP (which is what I’ll be referring to it from now on) is in [...]

In the absence of anything important and/or entertaining to share, I bring you Random Photo Generator, or some such nonsense. I went to Random.org and typed in the number of photos on my MySpace (because that’s where the majority of my photos are) and had it spit out 5 random numbers. It looked like this:
Then [...]

…if I were banging Brad Pitt.

Seriously, aren’t these two supposed to be really into the environment and being green? Don’t they know that continously having kids seriously depletes the earth’s resources? Adopting is so much more practical.
And does the world really need another ridiculously beautiful kid?
Photo courtesy of Getty Images (obviously).
(Edited to add: I’m [...]

I’m sure that I’ve mentioned before about how we’re on a pretty tight budget. Each week, I allocate a certain amount of money for grocery shopping, and I’m pretty good at getting what I need for either right around that amount, or most times, under budget. I don’t shop at any big name grocery stores, [...]

We have a CPA that works here at my office and he agreed to do my and J’s taxes this year. As I was getting the paperwork together last night and this morning, I realized two things:
1) I think the IRS is going to rip us a new one.
2) We make six times (yes, six [...]

8:05 PM – If I had a team of makeup artists and hair stylists and a wind machine and Daughtry’s soundtrack and a jet, I could look that good, too. Ryan Seacrest is the only one clapping. Hahahaha!
8:10 PM – I REALLY don’t like that rocker nurse chick. But her extensions are bangin’ tonight. I [...]