I could tell you about the super craptastic weekend I had, thanks to a certain evil, psychotic bitch, but that would just be boring, as it always happens.
I could tell you about how the DMV is trying to call me out on my scam to postmark an envelope two weeks before I actually mailed it, [...]

I opened MySpace a minute ago, and saw this:

Please avert your attention to the upper right hand corner which says “MySpace Latino: Official Launch.” Take a closer look:

Is it just me, or does that look like Lenny Kravitz (who, as far as I know, is NOT Latino)?

You be the judge.

Dora is a bossy bitch. Always telling me to stand up and say things.
Plus, I think she works for Verizon – in the episode that is currently on she yells, “Can you hear me now?!”
What a sellout.

Before we get to my deepest, darkest secret – some random thoughts floating around as of late.
* Did you know that the best time to clip your toenails is when you first get out of the shower? I learned this last night, when I went to clip my pinkie toenail, which is approximately 5 times [...]

I’m a firm believer that if you have a passion for something – anything – if you believe in something, you should follow it with everything you have. Some people have a passion for giving back, giving to charity, if you will. A blog that I read regularly (sshh, she probably doesn’t know, because, of [...]

(Edited to add: I tried to edit the format of this a hundred times, got mad and said eff it. So, sorry it’s looks all whacked out. I just don’t want to deal with it. Thanks. Love you.)
Grab the vodka. Or tequila. Pick your poison.
The taxes have officially bit us in the ass. To the [...]

If there was a way to get an intravenous drip full of Starbucks, I would totally buy it.

Happy Easter to those of you that celebrate it in the religious sense, and happy Sunday to those who don’t celebrate….
And for those of you in between, like me, happy candy in eggs day!
xoxoxo

Apparently all of the letters I wrote the other day reached their intended recipient, and they responded in care of Adam. So, of course I had to write them back. My responses are in pink.
Dear Amy,According to our man cards, I actually went above and beyond by fluffing the pillows on the couch!With all my [...]

Dear Jeff:
Fluffing the pillows on the couch and hanging your dry erase board do not constitute helping me clean.
On that note, I’m tired of cleaning your shit off of the toilet. Please do it yourself from this point forward.
Love,Amy
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Dear Hair:

I’m not sure when or why you decided that it was acceptable to fall [...]