Real post later about how Jeff and I CANNOT SHARE THE SAME WORKSPACE, but until then, what the eff happened to Amy Winehouse?!
Drugs are bad, mmkay?

The government seized Washington Mutual. I told you about this in a little post I did called “Put Your Money Under Your Bed!”
Huh. Just wanted to say I told you so. Carry on.

Well, this blogging bit is sure turning out to be hit or miss, huh? You see, the thing about Blogger is, she’s a fickle bitch. She doesn’t like it when I write fluff posts, or when I don’t blog for long periods of time. It’s a catch 22 of sorts – I write fluff posts [...]

Alternate title: Why Sex Ed Should Be Taught In Schools
Jeff: I have a headache.Me: I have cramps.J: Well, that’s good it’s coming. Because of last night. *wink wink*M: I’m already on it. But what are you talking about?J: Y’know. Last night. *wink wink nudge nudge*M: Uhhh, why would that matter?J: I don’t know. Doesn’t it [...]

When I was little, I knew that I was going to go to college. I didn’t know what exactly I wanted to be – ballerina, doctor, animal chiropractor (?) – but I knew that I was going to do something that involved me attending college. As I got older, I came to the conclusion that [...]

- “Michelle [Obama] looks too pretty tonight.” When referring to her appearance at the Democratic National Convention
-“You know the Bible says that the devil is for the world and Obama said that he’s not for the United States, he’s for the world.” When comparing Obama to the devil.
-“The Bible says when the devil comes [...]

Well, you knew it was going to happen. You knew that I’d give you some sort of recap of the Great Roadtrip of 2008. Everything went surprisingly well on the drive up. My mom and I didn’t kill each other. We (smartly) decided on the way up that we’d stop and stay in Winnemucca for [...]

… or is the entire audience at the RNC totally backwoods rednecks? Chanting USA incessantly while the man (whether I agree with him or not) is trying to speak is not becoming of your party, Republicans.